Trump Offers To Stay In Paris Accord If Demands Are Met.

In a bazaar twist, President Trump has tweeted that he's ready to rejoin the Paris Accord. In the New Year President Trump has threatened to withhold aid from Pakistan as well as to the Palestinians. The White House has applauded the move, calling the President, "A strong leader who's not afraid to greenmail other countries like that fucking Obama bum was!"  When pressed further about what the WH may have planned for other countries, press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders replied, "I did too make that pie! And any good Christian Conservative would have photoshopped the background out so that it was white." she went on to add "White is right, as far as the choice of the background goes. I don't want a bunch of coloreds, I mean colors in the background of the photo to take away from the beauty of the pie."

​After realizing her error of omission, Huckabee Sanders corrected herself by adding that it was the Obama administration who was responsible for the poor gray shadowing at the bottom of the photo. "Fucking Obama!" she added as she spit on the floor.

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Donald J. Trump‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump 2h2 hours ago

#Mothernaturesucks #Conservativesnowflakes #Snowisjustwhite
Wow, @FoxandFriends has just confirmed that Mother Nature is indeed playing partisan politics. She is an Obama/Clinton Puppet who has blocked my agenda (only knows how to obstruct). We send her Trillions of dollars (unlike the rest of the world who are laughing at us) when she stops defying the greatest president of the 22nd century, we can again become leaders of the Trump Accord from Paris.

In a similar approach the president, early this morning, tweeted out: "Wow, @FoxandFriends has just confirmed that Mother Nature is indeed playing partisan politics. She is an Obama/Clinton Puppet who has blocked my agenda (only knows how to obstruct). We send her Trillions of dollars to help her clean up (unlike the rest of the world who are laughing at us.) when she stops defying the greatest president of the 22nd (sic) century, we can again become leaders of the Trump Accord which we may or may not re-sign in Paris."

​"What did the president mean by this morning's Mother Nature tweet?" a staff reporter from the Failing @NYTimes asked Sanders. who responded. "The president has made it perfectly clear. This administration is not going to sit back and watch Mother Nature produce Liberal Snowflakes year after year. Until she decides to start making conservative snowflakes, the administration will continue to pull out of the Paris Accord and destroy her world. " at which point the reporter followed up the question by stumbling to find the right words.

When asked by FNA for a comment, the White House referred our staff to the Deep State and suggested we ask them what's really going on. However, despite several attempts, our staff, the staff at Fox News, Breitbart, The Drudge Report, Alex Jones, nor any of the completely biased MSM outlets could find a single person willing to leak out a Deep State contact name, phone number or email address. Nice work Deep State, but we're not done with you yet.

Judith Gregg is a contributing editor of the conservative leaning think tank FNA.